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Despite what Wired says - Mopeds are still NOT cool.

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Mopeds are still NOT COOLMany of us are old enough to remember the gas crunch of the 70s. Among other things, it was one of the factors that precipitated the rise in popularity of a peddle started two wheeled contraption called the Moped. Everybody and his brother had one. It held a full gallon of gas (if you were lucky) and had almost as much power and your grandfathers John Deer lawn mower. I remember as a teen in California, you could not go a block without seeing on chained to a light pole or putting on by almost faster than I could run.

Then thankfully, they disappeared as quickly as Rick Springfields career. People like to claim that gas prices came back down and it made more sense to drive cars and real motorcycles than sputter along on a Vespa that you had to start with peddle power. But the real reason was that people finally started seeing what they looked like on these things and realized the truth.

Mopeds are NOT cool and on the absolute best of days - a really great form on birth control. Use one as your primary method of transportation around town and see how many dates you get.

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 11 August 2009 05:26 ) Read more...
 
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Electronic Arts (EA) Pimps Out its Booth Babes at Comic Con

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EA LogoThe perception of Electronic Arts (EA) in the gaming and technology industry is ... well, lets just say checkered. I have heard a lot of labels applied to this company for it's ability to bring to market really incredible games but with the reputation of contemporary sweat shop conditions for it's developers. Now we can stick at another label onto the EA logo - Pimps.

At Comic Con this year, EA ran a 'Sin To Win' contest that promoted con goers to commit 'an act of lust' while have your picture taken with as many EA 'booth babes' as possible. The more 'acts of lust' with different booth babes increased their chances of winning the contest.

No kidding. Seriously, I am not making this up.

For the conventioneer that is the most prolific with their lecherousness, they are awarded, and I quote, 'A dinner and a SINful night with TWO hot girls, a limo service, paparazzi and a chest full of booty'.

No shock that a whole lot of excrement hit the fan here. EA spin doctors immediately went into action to reduce its exposure to potential litigation and released the following statement:

Last Updated ( Sunday, 02 August 2009 12:47 ) Read more...
 
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When will 'webmasters' learn what the .htaccess file is for?

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Apache LogoI got a call a few minutes ago from a self titled 'webmaster' asking me why all of his directory indexes on his website showing in Google search results. I did a search on Google for 'site:<his domain name> "index of"' and sure enough, I received a bunch of links that I could click on and then start navigating his sites directory structure.

I called him back asking him to send me a copy of his .htaccess file to look over. His response 'My H-T What?!?!'.

Oh brother.

He could have avoided having his sites internals laid naked before the web browsing and Google snooping world easily by doing the following.

Create a default index.html in every directory of his website. Make sure a .htaccess file is present .. if not create it. Add the following two lines to the .htaccess file:

DirectoryIndex index.html
Options All -Indexes

What else could have done?

I don't know ... maybe RTFM!

 

Last Updated ( Friday, 31 July 2009 12:41 )
 
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South Florida Public Workers Need To Go Back To 'Scohol'!

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School Mispelled

Evidently basic literacy, a working grasp of the spoken and written english language are not requirements to hold a job with the Miami-Dade Public Works. Our tax dollars are well spent to maintain the quality hiring practices to insure that our public workers know how to do their job.

So, how do we explain the image above that was snapped from a freshly painted 'Scolol' Zone marker on a street? Maybe it's a cry for help from our public workers? Could they be crying out 'We need to go back to Scohol!!'? 

You just can't make this up.

Photo originally from WSVN - Channel 7.

Last Updated ( Monday, 29 June 2009 19:24 )
 
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Do only Dumb People Buy Smart Cars?

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Smart CarIt was about six years ago that I saw my first Smart Car while I was traveling in Europe. At the time it struck as a really neat idea. A compact commuter vehicle to zip around the tight streets of downtown Munich. Roomy enough inside for two average commuters and a small load of groceries, full efficient enough to manage just about 30 MPG in the city - I thought this made for one heck of a smart solution to crowded city streets.

Right?

Now fast forward to the present and in to the traffic of mid-day I-95 in Ft Lauderdale Florida. I am driving my Nissan pickup truck north at about 70 MPH in the fast lane. Then from the outside slow lane, some twit peels hard to the right, traverses three lanes and straightens out their 50 MPH Smart Car right in front of me. The flat ass end of the Smart Car less than 10 feed from my front bumper.

Checking my blindspot, I shifted to the lane to the right and began to pass this idiot. I glance over at him and while pointing 'the finger' at me slowly mouths the words 'F**k - you - slow - down'.

The posted speed limit on this section of I-95 is 65 MPH .. but, traffic at this time of day moves at about 70. And that is was my speedometer stays pegged as as I pull ahead of the not so smart but very smug ass in this Smart Car. He remaind at the same 50 MPH speed while forcing all the other traffic behind him to perform high speed swerves to avoid driving up his not so smart rear end. A one idiot rolling road block forcing all other drivers around him to perform unsafe high speed maneuvers to avoid him.

So is the Smart Car still 'smart'?

Nope.

It's a brainless machine. But when a car like this available to the north american auto market the word 'Smart' should not only identify the brand, but also what the consumer has to be before buying on of these little cars that look like they just rolled out of a Lego factory.Before a driver gets the privilege to ride around in his car and being so damned smug, they should have to submit to an IQ test and a driving test.

Last Updated ( Saturday, 28 February 2009 00:09 )
 
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